People don’t really like America as it was meant to be anymore. People today seem to prefer an America that doesn’t look anything like the Constitution that our Founding Fathers created. I guess it’s just the changing times, but I suppose we should add an Amendment and modernize America into what folks seem to want these days. In order to help out with that, I decided to go ahead and create this proposal for a 28’th Amendment based on what folks seem to want America to be. Here ya go, the America of our future:
A cute inner puppy being necessary to the warm fuzzy of a people, the right to never be offended by anything ever shall not be infringed.
The First Amendment is hereby repealed.
Congress shall regulate speech, religion, the press, and association, passing such legislation as it deems necessary to restrict big meanies from hurting people’s feelings.
The Supreme Court shall have authority to circumvent the Constitution, the will of the people, the will of the states, and the will of Congress. The President shall enforce the will of the Supreme Court.
The 10’th Amendment is hereby repealed. The federal government shall have all power ever to do whatever it wants to, by simple majority 5/4 vote of the Justices of the Supreme Court.
The principles of democracy, representation, and federalism shall not be employed in governance. Discussion of such principles shall be deemed incitement to commit treason. The thoughtful consideration of such principles shall be deemed a hate crime.
Disagreement with the government publicly and privately shall be deemed treason and a capital crime.
Posse Comitatus is hereby repealed. The federal government may deploy the United States military against the people.
The people shall be deemed the property of the state within the borders of the United States and all it’s respective territories.
The 6’th Amendment is hereby abridged. Only the accused who present a guilty plea shall have the right to a speedy trial by jury. The jury shall be selected and compensated by the state. The 5’th Amendment is hereby abridged. The accused who fails to testify against himself may be deemed guilty by summary judgment.
All rights and liberties previously established to restrict federal powers shall fall under the jurisdiction of the Supreme Court to be adjudicated to mean what a simple 5/4 majority of the Justices shall deem it to mean. The restrictions against Ex Post Facto and Bill of Attainder laws are hereby repealed.
The 2’nd Amendment is hereby repealed. Defending one’s self or others from the state and it’s officers shall be deemed a treason. Defending one’s self or others from criminals and foreign nationals shall be deemed a hate crime. Defending the liberty and property of one’s self or others shall be deemed an incitement to commit treason.
The right to own property is hereby repealed. All property held by the people of the United States and it’s respective territories shall become the property of the officers of the federal government to be distributed as deemed fitting based on perceptions of loyalty to the state. The writings of Adam Smith and John Locke shall be burned as contraband. The writings of the Founding Fathers, libertarian philosophers, and free thinkers shall be burned as contraband. The Bible and other religious literature shall be burned as contraband. The possession of any literature not approved by the state shall be deemed a contraband of radical incitement to commit treason.